Lady Gaga, the great escape of the year…HAPPY 2010!

The hottest ticket of the 2010? That would have to go to Lady Gaga, the self-invented, Perez Hilton-discovered pop sensation of the year. Lady Ga took the stage at Miami’s Fontainebleau clad in a black leather jacket, changed twelve times before standing solo in only undies (“It’s too hot!,” she said). Before the final strip down, she announced to the audience– filled with Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford and several gay boys dancing — that she had a big dick (see video below).

It’s a formula we’ve seen before with a gal called Madonna, but I believe Madge only pretended to ride the horsey on stage rather than to have one stashed in her lingerie. Still, the sign of the times — evident in over a million in ticket sales — centers in the idea that Lady Gaga takes us all on some escape. She’s ballsy enough to dress in her knickers, even though she’s not a great beauty. She wears enough makeup to smear a car, and she once dressed up in a Kermit the Frog outfit. She jumps around, stirs em up, curses like a demon, and unleashes every childhood fantasy we’ve ever had since thumb sucking. Thus, the current rage.

Gaga’s personal pals including Hilton, the internet gossip guy, ended up in the penthouse of the Fontainebleau downing several bottles of champagne, whereas the rest of the crowd ended up at LIV nightclub. Taste the glamvulgar, LIVE from New Year’s Eve: LADYGAGAPULLSIT