We know that sometimes you have a problem using your words. It’s not always easy to say what you mean. So, might we suggest a little help from the creative minds at Right On?

For when he just won’t commit.

For when she asks you for the 100th time “Are you mad at me?”

For the long distancers.

Of course, we’d like to see a version that says “Where WERE You?” for the late nights out with the boys. We’re sure that one’s on its way.