For $1335, David Horvitz will go to the southernmost point in South America, Tierra Del Fuego, take a photograph of the ocean for you, and send it off…

Or, for $20, he will go to Coney Island in New York, fill an envelope with authentic Coney Island sand, and drop it in the mail.

For a mere $1, he will sit and watch the Pacific Ocean for one minute and document the time and date with a photo that you will receive via email. Want a little more quality time? For $24 dollars he will sit there for $24 minutes… if we had that deal, we could retire.

We’re thinking David likes beaches. We’re also thinking he’s a genius who’s given a whole new meaning to the phrase “getting paid to do what you love.”